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Next, they tried...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No, not a chance
No way
Freaks and Cheeks
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
So they tried
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Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What do you do when you are struggling to fall asleep?
No go.
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